George Lopez is still angry about the outcome of the presidential election.
The comedian became vulgar when he was asked what he thinks about celebrities like Oprah and Dave Chappelle saying they will give Donald Trump a chance.
“I’ll give him a chance to suck my ass,” Lopez said. “Listen man, I’m in escrow so don’t worry about my residential status. I’m already in escrow, motherfucker. And I’m not going to tell you where I’m going to go because it will drive up real estate prices ’cause by the end of the year no one’s gonna wanna be here.”
In fact, news of Trump’s victory sent many citizens, including standup Mike Birbiglia, straight to their computers.
“We were all Googling ‘What do you do when someone who talks like a dictator takes over your country?’” Birbiglia joked. “And all the results were in Korean.”
Will America manage with Trump as chief executive? “That’s a difficult question to answer,” mused Oliver, host of HBO’s “Last Week Tonight.”
But in its favor, he proposed, is the fact that America is “a defiant nation.” As an example of its national defiance, he reported that during the devastating financial crisis of 2009, Americans spent $310 million on Halloween costumes — for their pets.
Hasan Minhaj, a senior correspondent for Comedy Central’s “The Daily Show,” is American-born to Muslim parents who originally came from India.